Happy July 11th Everyone, aka 7-11. If you were a little trash teen like I was you know exactly what that means, find your nearest cooler and head to the closest 7-Eleven and fill that bad boi up with a nasty FREE mix of Pina Colada and Coca Cola Slurpee to be rounded out and topped off with a $6 fifth of Burnette’s gasoline flavored vodka to be enjoyed at your local park/backyard of your friend who’s parents aren’t home on this beautiful summer day. This holiday is uniquely American and holds a special place in the livers of many of us functional white trash that call this country home, and a Taquito that’s been spinning on those metal rods for an hour in a convenient store a well-balanced lunch.
7-Eleven day is a little more reformed now about this day, you only get one small Slurpee (don’t bring your cooler) unless you have the 7-Eleven app which unlocks more freebees and deals. Everyone (regardless if that have the app or not) can still enjoy their $1 deals on their hot food and different candy/snacks around the store including their Hot Dogs and Nashville Style Hot Chicken Nuggets. Read more about the details of the deal below!
READ MORE: ABOUT FREE SLURPEE DAY HERE