There is no way better way to celebrate Chick-Fil-A’s beautiful and constant depiction of the illiterate cow than to eat free chicken for one day only… Tomorrow, Tuesday July 9th. There is a catch though, you have to dress like a cow… not like fully, but you do have to have at least some sort of vaguely black and white cow-esque patterned accessory to get your free chicken. I will just show up as the proud illiterate that I am and hope that is good enough. This offer stands until 7 PM tomorrow!