#PatriotAlert #Hooters #ValentinesDay
Hi Patriots,
Happy Singles Awareness Day! Happy Birthday to the State of Oregon! and happy valentines’ day… Y’all already know about the deal going on at Burger King about trading in a picture of your garbage (or beloved) ex in for a Whopper (cheese probably extra) , you’re welcome. There is another similar deal going down at HOOTERS y’all! A BOGO on wings for “Shredding your ex”, here is what the good and righteous people at the Hooters Corporation have to say about that sweet and spicy deal.
“Hooters is inviting both heartbreakers and the heartbroken to enjoy some comfort food this Valentine’s Day by burning, burying, ripping or shredding a picture of their ex to earn 10 free boneless wings with the purchase of 10 wings.
Whether you’re on the rebound or still reeling over your last relationship, all guests are welcome to ease the tension and pain by destroying photos of their shred-worthy ex, using shredders provided at participating Hooters restaurants or virtually at Hooters.com/ShredYourEx. Those who participate online will receive a digital coupon for the deal.”
Wow! Thank you, Hooters for being the friend we didn’t know we had and the literal wing man we all don’t deserve. If you end up there tonight, bring some tums and a box of tissues for your issues cuz it’s about to get WEIRD.
More details down below.