#PatriotAlert #PizzaHut
When I woke up today, I saw something I couldn’t believe but was thrilled to see. The scientists at Pizza Hut labs have created the Cheez-it® pizza. This is basically the Doritos Locos Taco of the pizza world, jury is out if that is a good thing or not. What the hell is the Cheez-It® Pizza you ask? I’m not really sure. But according to the picture it looks like a mix between a toaster pastry and a hot pocket but covered in Cheez-It® powder and also made “fashion”. The Pizza Hut website offer these small delicacies as sides and describe them as “Four baked jumbo squares of toasty sharp-cheddar Cheez-It® crust stuffed with cheese and served with marinara dipping sauce.” There is also a pepperoni version available too. I would implore the Pizza scientists at the Hut to include ranch as a dipping sauce automatically instead of have to ask for it. This is a food meant for ranch! But what do I know, I’m just a patriot who has devoted his life to the study and praise of chain restaurants that have 1 dollar sign and 3 stars or less on yelp. No big fucking deal. Anyway, I can not wait to try this thing. This is one item I’m sure I will upload a video for because I think the visual for this one will be as important as the words spoken about it. More soon, very soon, because it’s only around for a limited time.